Joined: Mar 12, 2006 Posts: 40 Location: Newcastle NSW
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:10 pm Post subject: Lufthansa Airlines
Lufthansa Airlines
Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the
captain: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have
lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean."
The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were
somewhat comforted by the captain's next announcement.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Lufthansa have prepared for such an
emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that
all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all the
swimmers are on the right side of the plane."
After this announcement all
the passengers rearranged their seating to comply with the captain's
request.
Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing in the ocean. The
captain once again made an announcement:
"Ladies and Gentlemen we have crashed into the ocean. All of the
swimmers on the right side of the plane, open your emergency exits and
quickly swim away from the plane.
For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane... -Thank You For
Flying Lufthansa."
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