Joined: Mar 12, 2006 Posts: 40 Location: Newcastle NSW
Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:40 pm Post subject: Adjacent Seats
Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane.
One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?"
The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about nuclear power?"
The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting conversation. But let me ask you a question first:
"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets, the cow, big patties, and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?"
The first guy says, "I don't know."
The other guy says, "Oh? Well then, do you really think you're qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know shit?" _________________ Cheers, Pete/FlyingBear
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Joined: Sep 25, 2005 Posts: 610 Location: Sydney, New South Wales
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:39 am Post subject:
Ah HAHA LOL. I must remember to use that one! Oh how many situations have I been in where that line could have come in handy _________________ Cheers, Adrian
http://www.ausflightsim.net Location: SW Sydney, NSW Australia
Joined: Feb 28, 2006 Posts: 82 Location: Jackson, Mississippi, USA
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:26 am Post subject:
Nice one FB,, the first has been around the traps, but I still get a big laugh out of it.. love the second one too.. great stuff. _________________ Teecee
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