Ok here's one :)

FlyingBear · Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:20 am Post subject: Ok here's one :)

Parachute trouble

A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute strapped to his back. As he's falling, he realizes his parachute is broken. He doesn't know anything about parachutes, but as the earth rapidly approaches, he realizes his options are limited. He takes off the parachute and tries to fix it himself on the way down. The wind is ripping past his face, he's dropping like a rock, and at 5000 feet, another man goes shooting up past him. In desperation, the man with the broken parachute looks up and yells, "Hey man! do you know anything about parachutes?!"

The guy flying up looks down and yells, "No, do you know anything about gas stoves?!"

adrian · Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:10 am Post subject:

LOL that's a pearler!